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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: What are your strengths? APPLICANT: I'm a detail-oriented team player [nothing wacky happens because this is a job interview]"

"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? you can keep the tip"

"I got one for you guys... Donald Trump"

"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty! *ba dum tssh*"

"Two Irishmen walk out of a pub."

"What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth? I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!"

"What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires? Bob."

"Aloe Vera!... me talking to the plants. With a Cockney accent."

"What dance do hippies hate? A square dance."