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Joke of the Day
"When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for 2 years"
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"My wife said she just seen 3 rocks running up the street! Boulderdash."
"My cat is 11 and still only has one word, should I be worried."
"How did Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"
"son ur mom told me u & ur gf broke up today? *puts hand on sons shoulder* if u had bought a pet falcon like i told u she woulda never left u"
"Difference What is the difference between an English Womans pussy and a bowling ball. If you TRY REALLY REALLY hard, you can eat a bowling ball."
"What is the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on"
"Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman? Batman can go into a store without robin...."
"What'd the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!"