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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a dick joke, but it's harder than I thought."
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"What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman? Their criminal record."
"I've just been diagnosed as Colorblind.. I know, it certainly has come out of the purple."
"A man called Knock Knock knocks on a door: Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? ..."
"Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress."
"""To Kill a Mockingbird"" ""Oh, I just used a slingshot."""
"Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account."
"What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house? This place feels earie."
"Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar? You'd think the third guy would've ducked."
"Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends"