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Joke of the Day
"Nothing says you're in the Christmas spirit quite like searching 'Christmas' on Pornhub."
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"Hey John, we expend every night together watching the moon and the stars. What we are? We are security guards Peter!"
"[restaurant] *patpatpat* ME: you hear that? *patpatPATPAT* DATE: what the [penguin bolts out of kitchen with a fish] CHEF: SOMEBODY STOP HIM"
"Which disease do hobbits fear the most? The Bilbonic plague."
"What did the bra say to the top hat? You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift."
"What is the first symptom of AIDS? A pounding sensation in your ass."
"Hey girl, are you an empty refrigerator? Because you don't have to be running"
"[NSFW]Honey, I bought flavored condoms... - ... switch off the lights and guess the flavor! - Sardines with cheese! - Wait for me to put it on!"
"So a giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls, on me!"""
"A little boy says to his dad 'What is the difference between wealth and poverty?' And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'"