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Joke of the Day
"What makes rock stars great campers? Their living situation is intense."
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"I like sleeping outside. No hobo."
"I contemplated suicide earlier. Then I thought about homicide. Finally I thought f*ck it, I hate crosswords, I'm off to the pub."
"Stop thinking that aliens are green! I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans..."
"The ONLY reason I'm voting for Hillary Clinton George Soros :("
"What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal? Grindcore"
"Lauren on Facebook asks: ""What's the best way to ward off ghosts?"" To which I replied: ""a camera."""
"What is the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"
"""All the single ladies... All the single ladies... All the single ladies..."" - list of girls who wouldn't talk to me in high school"
"I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too."