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Joke of the Day

"Three Nazis walk into a BAR They all get shot."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!! haha funny fun pun so funny joke haha (upvote this) haha lol =)"

"Every morning is the dawn of a new error."

"I just want to be fit enough to reach into my glove compartment, without crying."

"How is it that photons travel so fast? They are light."

"To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present They're due back at the library today."

"Prepping for the first day of work after a long holiday break. Currently watching YouTube videos to re-learn how to put on pants."

"I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless."

"The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth."

"What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever"