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Joke of the Day

"How many seconds are in a year? Only 12. One for every month."

"My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk."

"Did you hear about the new winter resort that caters exclusively to men with erectile disfunction? It's called Lake Flaccid."

"Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth? Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion."

"A doctor was listening to a teenage girl's heart ""All right,"" he said, ""take big breaths."" ""What?"" she said. ""Big breaths!"" ""Yeth!"" she said. ""And I'm only thixteen!"""

"Putting the dog down today. Gonna start by telling him he has a big nose."

"Diarrhea runs in your genes."

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout returns home from the camp."

"BOVINE HIJINX Q; What do cows do for fun? A: They go to the moo-vies!"

"What does a white girl and the numbers 3,5,7,and 9 have in common They can't even"