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Joke of the Day
"I'm done telling racist jokes because... Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal"
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"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it would scare the shit out of the dog."
"What do you call a dead bee? A was."
"Using a pencil to vote in the 2015 General Election... As safe an option as letting Jimmy Saville volunteer in a Kids Hospital."
"This old dude from Europe is everywhere. The one that is making everybody cry."
"Have you seen the world's biggest thermometer? I hear it's fair in height"
"I'd like a job cleaning mirrors Because it's something I can see myself doing"
"I squared my root beer... ...now it's just a beer."
"Guy asks his girlfriend to tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. She thinks for a few seconds and replies.... Your penis is bigger than your father's."
"[1st date] me: do you want kids? her: Yes me: GREAT [pulls 7 babies out from under table] HERE'S MINE HAVE FUN GOTTA GO"