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Joke of the Day
"The reason why I only date black girls is because I don't like meeting dads."
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"Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder? Because it wasn't his real dad"
"""Ow that dog just nipped at me"" PEE ON IT! ""No man NO STOP THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR EVERYTHING"" I'M HERE FOR YA BUDDY!"
"What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour."
"Who is this Rorschach guy.... ... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting?"
"Did you hear about the widowed frog that got remarried? His first wife croaked!"
"What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage"
"I didn't know how to put this gently so I drew you a picture. That's you. Now, see the guy choking you? That's me."
"Sad day--NBC said no to my TV idea, 'Celebrity Q-tip Cams', where we go deep inside the ears of the stars."
"""So, why do you want to be a doctor?"" Because I can never be patient."