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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a psychic little person on the lam? A small medium at large"

"2 blondes were walking along a beach when one said, ""Look! A dead bird!"" The other looked up."

"Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces.. For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it's closed."

"Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course? He got a hole in one."

"What's the best way to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."

"A man is at the checkout to purchase some condoms... ...the cashier asks, ""Would you like a bag as well?"" the man replies, ""Oh, no thank you--she isn't that ugly."""

"Inside everybody there's a still, small voice seeking to guide them on their journey through life. It was put there by the CIA."

"Why don't any American football players wear glasses? Because it is a contact sport!"

"Jesus killed the dinosaurs because he was tired of their bullshit."

"Robots If robots were somehow about to sexually reproduce, they wouldn't have to change much. I mean they already have a binary system."