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Joke of the Day

"During your interview, try ending every sentence with ""dot jpg"". ""How would you say you handle job pressure?"" --Not a problem.jpg"

"Don't lie, steal, or cheat... The government hates competition."

"I can't believe I lost my candidacy for mayor of my hometown I kissed so many hands and shook so many babies."

"Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany? For Schnitzel."

"I leave the interview room as I entered it, karate chopping air and unemployed."

"What's the hardest thing to do in the morning? Peeing with a Boner"

"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"

"If a recipe does not call for cheese, I'm gonna assume they forgot it and add an entire large bag. Well 3/4 of bag cause I ate some of it."

"A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!""."

"HER: it's over between us ME: is it because of all my embroidery puns? HER: I thought you would stop ME: sew it seamed"