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Joke of the Day
"Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany? For Schnitzel."
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"Million dollar idea: Nutella, but super healthy."
"I burned my hand on the stove. On the bright side, now I have a black girlfriend."
"First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is ""Pregnant whores?"""
"Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes? A stunt ham."
"What has four legs, feathers, and can fly? Two birds"
"How many dragon ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, but it takes 6 episodes."
"FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say ""may day"" remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, ""hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this"""
"What do you get when you have rough sex in an ice cream parlour? A sore bae."
"What do you call a guy who's great at tying flies? A *master baiter*"