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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps? All his comebacks take three days.."
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"LPT: Next time you want to tell someone facing you ""my right"" just say left"
"Q: What county in Ireland hates ""South Park?"" A: Killkenny."
"What did the dog say to the tree? Bark"
"A girl told me she liked teasing So we went into the bedroom and I told her that she had a weird, misshapen nose and she suddenly started crying. Women and their mixed messages."
"I love kale... Just as long as the K is silent."
"What type of sushi does Bob Seger like? That Old Thai Moroccan Roll."
"What do you call a young gold digger? A miner"
"Why is a T-rex so angry? He can't masturbate."