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Joke of the Day

"Name That Tune My school had a ""Name that Tune"" activity for the staff, and they had sound trouble so there was silence. I shouted out ""John Cage!"" and no one laughed."

"what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest"

"Why couldn't the butter quit his gambling addiction? HE WAS ON A ROLL!"

"I miss my ex But my aim keels improving... One day"

"A girl agreed to go on a date with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. I schwepped her off her feet."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better."

"Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry."

"What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !"

"People are mad at Mayweather but I think he was just confused. He thought he was supposed to hug his opponent and hit his wife."

"I don't smoke, so I take ""screaming"" breaks at work."