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Joke of the Day
"What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven? She diabeetus!"
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"I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there."
"Were a blind person to go sky diving, how would they do it? Wait until the leash goes slack, then pull the rip cord."
"A fish swims into a wall. It says damn!"
"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? You'd think it would be ""Arrrr"" but it's actually the C."
"Who won the first Tour de France? The 7th German Panzer division"
"What's the most important part about telling a joke? Your PUN-unciation"
"What do pirates use to copy files? Yarrrrrsync!"
"The other day I was eating out my grandma, and I tasted horse cum. That's when I realized... That's how she died"
"""Does this mean that we're going to be BFFs forever?"