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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !"
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"An economist was given the choice between participating in a marathon and just a quick race. He preferred the long run over the short run."
"[Different version] How to be insulting Never mind, you wouldn't get it"
"discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition."
"What do electricians get for Christmas? Shorts!"
"Why do hens sit on eggs? because they're too poor to afford chairs."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, they're efficient and they aren't very funny."
"Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty."
"Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !"
"My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me."