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Joke of the Day

"What did the number do when it divided from its companion? Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'."

"Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life"

"My girlfriend stopped being my toaster strudel today... Now that she's on birth control, she became my twinkie!"

"What do you get when you mix a hamburger with Guinness. A hamburger paddy."

"Nothing like riding a motorcycle without a helmet. The wind blowing through your hair... the warm pavement on your face..."

"Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom? He was dethroned."

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the trick is finding two people small enough to fit IN the lightbulb..."

"When I was growing up I never knew what I wanted to be, now that I'm older I know that it's younger."

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision."

"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."