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Joke of the Day

"Nothing like riding a motorcycle without a helmet. The wind blowing through your hair... the warm pavement on your face..."

"Why did semen cross the road? Put on the wrong sock....."

"My girlfriend broke up with me for gaming too much... What a silly thing to Fallout 4."

"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."

"And the award for Best Actress goes to...*opens envelope*....my 4 year old daughter for her overly-dramatic scene in ""Bath Time""."

"What's Hitler's favourite sausage? Frankfuhrers."

"Capcom is developing a new game based on Donald Trump... It's called President Evil."

"Told to me today by a random toddler Her: Knock, knock Me: Who's there? Banana Banana who? Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? Best telling of that joke ever."

"Why did the man break the clock? He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands."

"Bae keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin Into da futuuurrrree"