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Joke of the Day

"Nothing like riding a motorcycle without a helmet. The wind blowing through your hair... the warm pavement on your face..."

"Americans lost their racism just in time... ...for this beautiful colored christmas!"

"What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? One says, ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"". The other says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!""."

"Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke."

"I don't like my computer memory. Not one bit."

"Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? In France, one egg is un oeuf"

"I saw a bald eagle carry away a bunny rabbit today, and I was like, ""well, at least somebody gets to be held."""

"How do you make your wife cry when you're having sex? Ring her up and let her listen"

"Did you guys hear about the girl that had three vaginas? She kept getting fucked left, right and centre."

"Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years? I don't have 2020 vision."