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Joke of the Day
"Who invented mince? A leper playing guitar."
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"A lady walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender ""give me a double."" He asks ""what'll it be?"" She replies ""make it an entedre."" So he gave it to her."
"Whilst having an argument with my wife about housework, she asked me to look at it from a woman's point of view ... So I looked out the kitchen window."
"[sex addiction group] ""Hi, my name is Fred, and as I've got a saxophone in my hand it's fair to assume I misread the ad"""
"Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues Oh the hue manatee"
"My Thai girlfriend is so generous She gave me a pearl necklace."
"I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster."
"Why do terrorists hate wine? Because there are too many zinfandel's."
"How to seduce a fat person? Piece of cake"
"Unraveling iPod earbuds in less than 10 minutes qualifies you to perform surgery in most 3rd world countries."