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Joke of the Day

"Unraveling iPod earbuds in less than 10 minutes qualifies you to perform surgery in most 3rd world countries."

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"What is the pirate's favourite letter? C"

"What does a SJW do on Halloween Triggered treating"

"Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance? There wasn't a punch line."

"I'm Handsome If sex with three people is a threesome, and sex with two people is a twosome, it's no wonder people call me handsome."

"They say being a hostage is hard But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back."

"Simple. An Irishman walks out of a bar."

"I have always wondered what people did for fun before the Internet existed. My seventeen siblings don't know the answer either."

"Bad Luck I think my luck is getting worse. I was mugged by a Quaker."