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Joke of the Day

"My Thai girlfriend is so generous She gave me a pearl necklace."

"A guy walks into a bar.... he gets a concussion and dies soon after in the hospital."

"Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities"

"Text: How come you stopped drinking? Me: Because I kept waking up with you. Her: I hate you."

"Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bar tender says ""Why the long face?"" To which she replies ""My husband and brother just died."""

"I was always told by my father to fight fire with fire... ...And that's how he got kicked out of the fire brigade."

"I used to do drugs i still do, but i used to to. -Mitch rip the legendary Mitch Hedberg"

"What's the difference a Whore and a Bitch? A Whore will fuck anybody, a Bitch will fuck anybody but me."

"Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill really pisses me off. Now its only worth 2 more then a $10 bill..."

"SPELLING BEE: spell ""configurable"" ME: C-O-N-F-I-G-U-R-A-B-- SPELLING BEE: (interupting) yes i am a bee but i fail to see why thats relevant"