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Joke of the Day
"What a lie"
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"Did you hear about the man who was murdered in an elevator? It was wrong on so many levels."
"What do you call a potato with no limbs? An amputater"
"What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont? There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?"
"Donald Trump is going to demand to see Hilary Clinton's birth certificate... to make sure she is a woman."
"The Mexican word of the day is ""Wheelchair"" For example, ""Hey mang, I see you don't have a lunch today so wheelchair mine."""
"I went to the doctor to get tested for ADHD... he said I've got it so bad, I have AD Blu-Ray"
"College Jesus Jesus opens the fridge, one of his roommates asks: ""is it wine yet"". Jesus says no it says 'still water'"
"What is gay pride? A group of homosexual lions"
"I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros."