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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who was murdered in an elevator? It was wrong on so many levels."

"Why do Asians squint with their eyes? Because bombs are bright."

"I once had a job circus sizing elephants. The pay was lowsy, but the tips were huge!"

"N.W.A. i was straight outta chocolate syrup and very upset so i nicked some from my roommate. i am a nicker with attitude"

"I'm no architect, but I don't think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll."

"My friend shaved her eyebrows and has been drawing them on. Lately, she's been drawing them too high. When I told her, she looked surprised."

"The most racist joke I know. What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys? A water sprinkler."

"911: What's your emergency? Me: Hunting accident. I think my friend is dead 911: Can you verify that he's dead? *gunshot* Me: Yep, he's dead"

"Went to a KKK meeting the other day... It was a load of white sheet."

"How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!"