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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is going to demand to see Hilary Clinton's birth certificate... to make sure she is a woman."

"Dating tip: Photoshop yourself into some of her selfies. Women love guys who are good with computers."

"Don't you hate when somebody gives you the finger in traffic and then you have to follow them home and loosen the lug nuts on their wheels."

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair, and a table."

"""America's Most Wanted"" to return to the airwaves with an NFL edition."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"I imagine one day my dearest friends will say at my funeral, ""Wow. What an idiot. Who chokes to death on orange sherbet?"""

"Never call a girl fat. Because she will always remember it...that's because elephants never forget."

"What do you call dinosaur sluts? Herpevores"

"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is Panasonic"