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Joke of the Day
"*gets bitten by a radioactive bear *before developing super powers, gets eaten by radioactive bear"
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"""Excuse me shopkeep, where are your Terminators?"" ""Aisle B, back""."
"Recently reconciled with my brother after a long conflict. I apologised for slashing his tires, and he regretted breaking some of my home appliances. But hey, it's all water under the fridge now."
"What's the one phrase gays will be reluctant to say now? ""Shoot it in my mouth"""
"There once was a man named Dave Dave dug up a chick from the grave. She looked kinda gritty... Was missing a titty... But think of the money he saved!"
"What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches? Single."
"Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford? Because he's Indie!"
"If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically."
"I've managed to build a car without a reverse gear or a steering wheel. It's pretty straight forward really."
"My friend told he she thought she looked fat and needed a compliment I told her she had perfect eyesight"