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Joke of the Day

"I've managed to build a car without a reverse gear or a steering wheel. It's pretty straight forward really."

"An extremely close friend just confided in me that he likes comic sans. He is no longer my close friend."

"Ever hear that story of the guy who scaled a building with only suction cups? Well he certainly was a **pane** to catch!"

"What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? A T-Bone!!!!"

"Why do owners of muffler shops sleep so good at night? They're exhausted."

"I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless."

"Did you hear the one about the statistician who drowned while wading across a river whose average depth was three feet?"

"My dog I bought myself a dog the other day. It's a cross between a shih tzu and a poodle. When people ask me what breed it is I tell them it's a shit poo"

"Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO? Because TWO rhymes with POO"

"Kids should think twice about threatening to run away from home. It only fills their parents with false hope."