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Joke of the Day
"What s the difference between an ostridge ? it can neither fly"
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"Duck Jokes What do you call a duck addicted to crack? A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car? His windshield was quacked."
"Roses are red, violets are blue I'm schizophrenic, and so am I"
"What has 3 legs and 3 eyes? Three pirates"
"What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt? It's not right, but it's OK"
"In the middle east its hard to tell who's crazy, And Hussein."
"How do you blind fold an asian? You put floss over their eyes!"
"[Americas Got Talent] ME: *reads an opinion different than mine online without getting offended* JUDGE (under his breath): how'd he do that"
"Why is dog man's best friend? They keep the mailman away from his wife"
"Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars."