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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches? Single."
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"I was watching FOX Sports, but decided to switch to the History Channel... You still get to see the US destroy Japan, but there are fewer commercials! Edit: grammar"
"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"
"How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree? Wave to him!"
"Why did the twitter army lose all their battles? Because they kept retweeting."
"How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl? ""Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"""
"You know what I hate about Reddit? [Removed]"
"I just gave my cat some 7UP. Now he's got 16 lives."
"I tried to catch some fog... but i mist."
"You're only as good as your internet connection."