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Joke of the Day
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagin_asian_"
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"You should be proud of who you are! Unless you're a straight white male."
"Things that kinda rhyme... Very Hungry Caterpillar Scary Money Counterfeiter"
"What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism? a fungimentalist"
"Why did the robot get the electric chair? Because he was charged with battery."
"The average American male has a 5"" penis, but the average American male says he has 7"". Brendan would say that is the same thing... perfect."
"Wives are like hurricanes They're wet and wild to begin with, but when they leave they take everything"
"I made a graph of my past girlfriends. It has an ex axis and a why axis."
"I know I'll never be a rocket scientist... because the amount of math they have to do is astronomical and I'm not very stellar at it."
"I'm not sure about accusing someone of wanting to get into my pants. I'd like to see him try. I can hardly get into them myself.."