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Joke of the Day
"You should be proud of who you are! Unless you're a straight white male."
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"Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? can't jam peanut butter in your ass"
"Been going to the gym now for 6 weeks and have noticed some huge improvements. For one, they've fixed the water cooler."
"Best Boss to Employee Convo Boss: Have you typed the paper I needed yet? Employee: I'm sorry, I don't know how to type paper. Boss: I'll help you, but the paper might be pink."
"A blonde leans against a tree and the tree collapses... The cleverer give in."
"A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos... *poof*... He disappeared without a tres"
"I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential."
"How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes??"
"Did you know there is a Virus that turns fruits into vegetables? It's called AIDS."