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Joke of the Day
"How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust? Nein nein nein!!!"
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"God gave me a choice when I was born: a good memory or a big dick. I don't remember which one I chose."
"How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them."
"Well son, your mom was the prettiest lady at that entire Gathering of the Juggalos, and I would've traded THREE wallet chains to be with her"
"What's a wombat for? For playing wom"
"""Zyzzyva, Zyxst, Zyxt..."" - Noah Webster's last words"
"My DNA is all over this room. So nobody go doing anything all life-sentency in here, ok?"
"What do you call a disembodied nose? Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts."
"*opens present HER: What is this? ME: It's The One Ring. I fought orcs for it. HER: They didn't have that Michael Kors bag I showed you?"
"What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids? Child custardy"