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"What's a wombat for? For playing wom"
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"Two widgets walk into a sidebar... where's the menu? ...my wife's joke :)"
"Women are like pianos... if they're not upright, they're grand."
"What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost? Pair-a-normal investigators."
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"I USED MY WIFE'S VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO AND NOW I CAN'T STOP YELLING!"
"Are you seeing someone? Me: Are you seeing someone? Girl: Um, no. Me: Not even a psychiatrist?"
"Met an old friend... I ran into an old friend the other day. He asked if I was getting any on the side. I told him, ""It's been a long time, but I didn't know they'd moved it over."""
"Why don't dentists display their awards? Because they want to prevent plaque build-up."
"What's worse than the holocaust? 6 millions jews"