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Joke of the Day

"What's a wombat for? For playing wom"

"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler"

"What's green and has four wheels? A turtle. I was lying about the wheels"

"Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges? As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange."

"My brother and I were playing chess, and I said to him 'care to make this interesting?' He said 'sure'. So we stopped playing chess."

"Why do teen girls travel in groups of three? Because they literally can't even."

"What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!"

"My wife likes to window-shop a lot. The situation is so bad that we have more windows than walls."

"Why did Bill Gates get sick? Because he left the Windows open."

"Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival."