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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Fucked"
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"I was laughing at these nerds for wearing their backpack over two shoulders instead of one, and they got so mad they jumped out of the plane"
"What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood? Spaghetto"
"At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter"
"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"
"Do you know what a girl says, if she sees a big dick? Well. I do."
"What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people"
"Dude tried to go medieval on my ass, so I went renaissance on his and confused him with my drawings of a flying machine"
"What does the day of election and Taco Tuesday have in common? So much shit is going down today."
"Hillary Clinton could be become our first F president. I'd say female, but she lost the email."