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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton could be become our first F president. I'd say female, but she lost the email."

"Mountains aren't just funny They are hill areas"

"My uncle was killed during the attacks on France.... He blew himself up."

"Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons? LENIN-NADE. Just smack me."

"Relationship status: the doorbell rings, my heart is pounding, it's the pizza delivery guy. Three-cheese, double toppings, thick crust."

"What a gay spermatozoide says to an other gay sermatozoide ? Damn dude i can't See anything through all That Shit."

"The substance was mildly acidic on the pH scale It was a solid 5/7"

"I'm still a little pissed we didn't get to keep the tail through the evolutionary process."

"I stopped fighting my inner demons; We're totes BFFs now."

"What do you name a dog with no legs? It doesn't really matter, he isn't going to Heel anytime soon."