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Joke of the Day
"I'm not allowed to use the credit card anymore, last month I bought 43 falcons"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !"
"My girlfriend hates when I correct her grammar. She's like ""What's with all the red pen marks in my diary?"""
"My girlfriend says that having a small penis isn't an issue in our relationship.. I still wish she didn't have one though."
"I'm the guy in the meeting giving coworkers the throat slash motion when the boss says ""Anybody have anything else 2 add before we adjourn?"""
"If Hillary wins I'm moving to Benghazi at least she'll ignore me there!"
"A psychic midget has escaped from prison Yes, we have a small medium at large."
"Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss."
"A tragic haiku hipsters panicking need a new pretentious food quinoa's too mainstream"
"Don't tell me I look tired unless you're offering to carry me"