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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !"
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"Did you hear about the vintage attache with a perfectly working clasp? It was a classic open-and-shut case."
"My wife said I lack empathy I don't understand how she could feel that way."
"Son comes out as gay to his father ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""
"What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed."
"I just went to the Air & Space museum. Boy do I feel ripped off. It was just an empty room."
"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear, and she asks it.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds: ""No, I'm stuffed."""
"What is E.T. short for? So he can fit into his spaceship."
"Having sex on a date... ...is going out with a bang. (OC)"