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Joke of the Day
"The word of the day is legs... Lets go home and spread the word"
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"Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator? Because they all add up!"
"What happens to a drunk vampire? They get a fangover."
"What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common? they're both Paris shooters"
"What did one testicle say to the other? ""Hey I hear your neighbor's a real dick"""
"There's a thin line between word and world."
"How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!"
"I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking."
"I'm a Responsible Gun Owner. I did the right thing and got my gun neutered. Now it just fires blanks."
"Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you'll change your mind real quick."