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Joke of the Day

"Whenever my car won't start I open the hood so I can have a good look at all the things I don't understand."

"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Oh hi Dave, what's new? *The Boss Faints*"

"Why did the incarcerated 12 year old furiously jerk off in jail? He was hoping for an early release"

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!"

"What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !"

"Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise but it's hard to get them to work."

"My analyst says I anthropomorphize... but It's only a problem when I do it to people."

"If you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time & it makes them feel like it works."

"What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin"

"Me: You put the ""cow"" in ""coworker"" Her: Excuse me?? Me: It's a joke format. Her: I'm telling HR.. Me: Ok but I doubt they'll get it either."