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Joke of the Day

"I have constipation. ..I don't give a shit."

"WHY IS ASS RED BECASUE MY DAD WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND FUCKED MY ASS TILL IT WAS RED YOU FUCKING RETARDS"

"How many gears does a French battle tank have? Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear."

"I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into."

"Want to hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it"

"A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !"

"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."

"Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes all our lions were busy!"

"BAAAAAAAAAAAA! SOWENYAAAAAA! MAMABEATSEBABAH."