202072

Joke of the Day

"What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune? Start out with a large fortune."

"I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad Problem is... it blew itself up"

"*Cop yells at dog* LADY WHAT ARE U DOING *dog continues to give birth* THATS IT UR GETTING A TICKET FOR *looks directly at camera* LITTERING"

"Just started a new diet where I order Wendy's salad and then eat all my kids' fries."

"one man six horses. a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"Why did the pedophile get a job at the bakery? because he likes his buns fresh from the oven."

"*Tinkerbell sprinkling pixie dust* Remember Peter, give me a call if it last longer than 4 hours."

"When I was younger, I thought I had a Chinese friend. But it was just my imaginasian."

"Owls are like scary Mr. Potato Heads that fly."

"When my wife picks a restaraunt that I don't like, I just say ""oh yeah, that's where that really cute girl works"". Problem solved."