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Joke of the Day

"When my wife picks a restaraunt that I don't like, I just say ""oh yeah, that's where that really cute girl works"". Problem solved."

"I told my mom I was going to run away to Oklahoma. All she said was, ""OK"""

"Me getting kicked out of my feminist group was all just a big misterunderstanding."

"Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency? The SWAT team"

"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."

"My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a weird thing to fallout 4. I know this is a repost but I just hoped this would blow up."

"Did you hear about the pagan children's physician? He's the wiccapediatrician."

"""This shirt that the team was wearing smells disgusting. I need to find an appropriate state to name it after."" -Inventor of the jersey"

"Did you hear about the gay guy who quit? He couldn't take it in the end."

"what does pinocchio have for breakfast? oakmeal"