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Joke of the Day

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there."

"Wife sings and husband gets out! Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you!!"

"Who is this rorschach guy..... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting."

"I'm going through a phase of categorizing my life in phases. I call this one my 'phase' phase."

"Whaddya call a large lizard in a trench coat? an investigator."

"What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out? A phoney friend!"

"Accidentally put Red Bull in my coffee maker this morning. I was going 130 mph down the interstate when I realized that I forgot my car."

"Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate."

"What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog? Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese."

"Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes? Turban Outfitters!"