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Joke of the Day

"Whaddya call a large lizard in a trench coat? an investigator."

"What was the name of the heaviest man in china? Won ton"

"On our first date, i'll carve our initials onto a tree. Because it's the most romantic way to let you know that I have a knife"

"The only thing that stands between you and your goal is **Internet**"

"What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing? It's a matter of [a pinion](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion)."

"Why do men stare at a woman's breasts? To prove they can focus on two things at once."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't... ^^[BADUM'TSS](http://trommelyd.no/)"

"Maybe your d*ck is so small because half of it is in your personality."

"Did you hear that Iowa State is now offering Agriculture courses? It's a growing field"

"Me: I heard you like men with a huge collection of words that they know and can say. Her: A vocabulary? Me: A what?"