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Joke of the Day
"Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes? Turban Outfitters!"
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"What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex."
"""I have a bloody nose"" - a British person emphasizing the fact that he has a nose."
"How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy? He used conditioner on them."
"Nice empty fish tank It'd be a shame if someone were to FILL IT WITH SNAKES! *the terrarium is invented*"
"Iv'e never been so proud of myself.. Just completed a jigsaw puzzle in 8 days.. It said 3-4 years on the box!!"
"Ran into my ex gf today... I put it in reverse and hit her again"
"A local plastic surgeon started giving away free breast implants... They're up for grabs."
"If HBO released all ten episodes of Game of Thrones at once, maybe I'd be able to remember the characters' names from episode to episode."
"Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !"