202057

Joke of the Day

"[OC] Hey, do you wanna hear a joke about a condom? Tell you the truth, it's pretty bad. It's filled with holes."

"*raises the bar 16 yrs later] Bar: even though you weren't my real father I always wanted to call you, dad. Dad. *me trying not to cry"

"It seems like instead of ""say cheese,"" photographers in the olden days were like, ""everything is meaningless."""

"What is Adam's brother called? Subtractem"

"My sister is moaning and screaming because she's sick. Good thing that her boyfriend is there to comfort her."

"When your boss says ""you're getting a little behind,"" he won't appreciate it when you wink and say ""been working out-thanks for noticing."""

"Pizza slices are like fucks. I give none."

"Why don't klansmen like to eat sushi? because that would be a case of rice mixing"

"It's going to be easy for Trump to build that wall... ... everyone's shitting bricks everywhere"

"Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks."