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Joke of the Day
"Asian airlines offer new deal to customers... Pay only upon arrival!"
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"How far away is the US Army's website? Just a few klicks away."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"
"Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry? It had a plane to catch."
"So I read on a website to ""treat your furry friend once a week."" So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia."
"What type of belly buttons do cars have? Audi's."
"Why did Trump insist on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of state? He doesn't believe women should get above secretary"
"[getting a haircut] BARBER: anything else? ME: cut me BARBER: what? no ME: like sweeney todd BARBER: i'm no- ME:make me into a pie"
"What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside? A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)"
"Boy, do I love soccer It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players."