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Joke of the Day
"Asian airlines offer new deal to customers... Pay only upon arrival!"
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"""Moooooooo"" - bilingual donkey"
"I was just told by my doctor that I have cancer and alzheimer's. At least I didn't get cancer!"
"Do you know the fat catholic woman? [OC] She has mass."
"When you think about it, Steve Irwin died the same way he lived his life. With animals in his heart."
"Did you hear about the nation's best farmer? He's out standing in his field."
"Why are lesbians statistically more poor than the average person? Because they eat out every night."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way."
"The barman says ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"It's great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don't feel like listening to people anymore"