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Joke of the Day

"My wife left me because I couldn't control my pasta touching fetish... I'm feeling cannelloni right now"

"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian!"

"Shout out to the ampersand for always being willing to stand in the gap & help make our tweets complete by giving back those extra two lette"

"Did you know humans are born with four kidneys? Two of them grow into adult knees."

"Why are gays never really supressed? Cuz they always stick it to the man!"

"What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican? It's four-twenty Juan!"

"[Standing still for a picture] I guess you can say I'm *turns around for a second and the camera goes off* not good at posing for pictures."

"There's only one kind of people in this world 1. who are good at maths 2. who aren't 3. whose dog can come up with a better tweet than this."

"I just finished designing a website for an orphanage There isn't a home page"

"What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder? No whey!"