202035
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of singing killer whales? An orca-stra."
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"In regards to Caitlyn Jenner's car accident I guess you could call it vehicular translaughter."
"A blonde is walking She notices a banana peel a few steps away. She sighs ""oh no, I'm gonna fall again!""."
"*sets up booth, hangs up sign ""$5 Mustache Rides!"" *nobody shows up. I knew I shouldn't have named the damn pony 'mustache'"
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Cuz there's too many cheetahs."
"Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared... I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*"
"I once knew a gay Irish couple. Their names were Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick"
"Girls are like Blackjack.. I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."
"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, for one, the flag is a big plus."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster"