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Joke of the Day

"A blonde is walking She notices a banana peel a few steps away. She sighs ""oh no, I'm gonna fall again!""."

"I decided for dinner to make the Duck confit As I was in a really fowl mood."

"Google Docs went to Nepal over the summer, came back like ""I'm Google DRIVE now,"" but we still called it Docs for the rest of college."

"I used to have a real thing for posh spice.... It cost my mum a fortune in saffron."

"What's the difference between a terrorist and a Jewish mother? You can make an agreement with a terrorist!"

"I'm not sure if Steve Jobs got into heaven... God's a bit touchy about apples..."

"*THUD* ""What was that?"" ""My pants fell down."" ""...Why so loud?"" ""I'm wearing them."""

"[sees old friend after 4 years] ""God, you were so fat back in school."" ""Yeah, well I lost a lot of it last year."" ""No you didn't."""

"THE ROOSTER ALSO CALLED A COCK LOVES THE KITTY WET THE CAT FALLS INTO A BUCKET OF WATER THE ROOSTER LAUGHS THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS A COCK LIKES A WET PUSSY."

"I like my women like I like my chocolate. With nuts."