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Joke of the Day
"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, for one, the flag is a big plus."
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"Why hiring foreign workers can be bad... Boss: Where were you born? Woman: Germany Boss: Really? Which part? Woman: what you mean which part? Whole body born in Germany!"
"What would you call the mailman if he got fired? I don't know, just some dude."
"Follow your dreams, do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life! Because they're not hiring in that field."
"To err is human... To admit it is not."
"""Mom, I hate the word, 'Hemorrhoid'. It's like a weird planet. Hi,I'm Hemorroidian! Or oh no! A hemorrhoid is headed 4 Earth!"" -my 12yr old"
"What do you call a deer... without eyes? No eye deer. without eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. without eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."
"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A Shit-zoo"
"Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence? There was a lot of reposting to do"
"""please human with me"" - bear"